2005 Archive: The iPod Nano
A guy drops his drink on a tiny silver device. He screams, “My music! It’s so small I didn’t see it next to the coaster!”… Read More »2005 Archive: The iPod Nano
2005 Vintage: The Air
I’m “broadcasting” my own show. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Archive: The MySpace Song
“I picked a new profile song!” “Is it romantic?” “No, it’s James Blunt’s ‘You’re Beautiful’. Now every time you visit my page, you can feel slightly… Read More »2005 Archive: The MySpace Song
2004 Classic: The “Tunnels of Najaf”
Why were the soldiers frustrated? Because fighting in a cemetery proved that the enemy was literally willing to die to kill you. Part of the… Read More »2004 Classic: The “Tunnels of Najaf”
2003 Classic: OutKast’s “Hey Ya!”
Why was the family “shaking it”? Because Andre 3000 told us to shake it like a Polaroid picture, even though the digital camera was already… Read More »2003 Classic: OutKast’s “Hey Ya!”
2002 Vintage: Benigni’s Pinocchio
Why was Roberto Benigni a target? Because watching a 70-year-old man skip around in a fuzzy suit pretending to be a puppet is the kind… Read More »2002 Vintage: Benigni’s Pinocchio
2001 Legacy: The “All for You” Janet Jackson
Janet is back to remind us that she’s the queen of the 2-step dance move. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition… Read More »2001 Legacy: The “All for You” Janet Jackson
2001 Vintage: The CD-R Burning
Why was the suitcase full of plastic? Because the traveler spent a week burning “Vacation Mix 2001” CDs, and half of them didn’t even work… Read More »2001 Vintage: The CD-R Burning
1999 Vintage: The Cyber-Church Debate
The finance committee spending two hours arguing over whether spending thirty dollars a year to keep the church website online is a waste of parish… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Cyber-Church Debate
1999 Classic: The Plastic Couch Suction Effect
Attempting to rise from a relative’s vinyl-wrapped living room sofa in July and leaving a layer of fabric and skin behind with a loud suction… Read More »1999 Classic: The Plastic Couch Suction Effect