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2005 Vintage: The Tom Brady Third Ring

Why were the Patriots a “Dynasty”? Because they beat the Eagles in the Super Bowl, proving that Bill Belichick’s hoodie was officially more powerful than any other strategy.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Legally_Blonde_Paulette07/15/2011 04:24I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Sion_Partier12/25/2004 15:44The last city on Earth loves this one!
@RoboCop_9012/08/2006 23:34Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@He_Man_Power08/01/2006 15:12I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@First_World_P07/22/2010 15:34My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Ultima_Online_V07/03/2009 15:07Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
@Rage_Comic_Fan06/08/2009 10:22FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
@Filter_Fanatic12/24/2000 18:48This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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