Why were the Patriots a “Dynasty”? Because they beat the Eagles in the Super Bowl, proving that Bill Belichick’s hoodie was officially more powerful than any other strategy.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
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