Why was the suitcase full of plastic? Because the traveler spent a week burning “Vacation Mix 2001” CDs, and half of them didn’t even work in the rental car.
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Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.