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1997 Classic: The Postman’s Length

 Why was it a joke? Because at 177 minutes, it’s not a movie—it’s a hostage situation.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Lara_Croft_9604/20/2014 07:40Found a real treasure with this one.
@Napster_User_9909/08/2006 00:34Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril04/02/2001 11:08He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@WiFi_Zero_One01/31/1996 02:48Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Courage_Dog08/13/2010 07:18The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Step_Brothers_B07/24/2011 13:08Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@PopUp_Blocker_X10/22/1996 17:49I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Club_Penguin_Kid02/24/2007 02:26Waddle on over and read this!
@StrongBad_Mail12/13/2007 08:46I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

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