Why was it a joke? Because at 177 minutes, it’s not a movie—it’s a hostage situation.
Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Waddle on over and read this!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!