Why was life suddenly symmetrical? Any mundane task looks like a masterpiece if you add pastel colors, a center-crop, and some quirky harpsichord music. Part… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Wes Anderson” AI Filter
I’m “earning” my stripes. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
Why did the lawyer represent the treadmill? He argued the machine was just “too motivating” for its own good. Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2021 Classic: The Peloton Recall
I’m a “symbol” of the post-pandemic era. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
Roddy Ricch is on this too. 2020 is a very “melodic trap” year. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Rockstar” DaBaby
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Orange (End)
I told her she’s my hero. She said, “Higher, further, faster… go get the groceries.” Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame &… Read More »2019 Archive: The Captain Marvel
Why did the ghost join the police? He wanted to work on “cold” cases. Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Scared Ghost
Why did the lawyer get the smart thermostat? Because he proved he was the only one who could “regulate the heat” in the relationship. Part… Read More »2018 Archive: The Divorce Settlement
Why did Dunkirk win? Because you could hear every wave, every bullet, and every beat of Hans Zimmer’s heart. Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2018 Classic: The Best Sound Mixing
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