I’m “pining” for a vacation.
Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
I should make a stickman movie about this.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
Heh heh heh. Good one.
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