Why was it hit? Because it proved that even without vampires, the source material could still make an audience want to sleep for a century.
Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Archive: The Pooh Sweep
Why did Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey win 5 Razzies? Because ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Razzie Redeemer – Robert Downey Jr.
Why did he win? For returning to the MCU as Doctor Doom, proving...read more »
2024 Vintage: The 2024 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year of the "Prestigio...read more »
2024 Classic: Joker’s Bad Romance
Why did Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga win Worst Screen Combo? Be...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kraven the Hunter Delay
Why was it joked about? For a movie that spent so much time bein...read more »
2024 Legacy: Jerry’s Pop-Tart
Why did Jerry Seinfeld win Worst Actor? For Unfrosted, a movie a...read more »
2025 Archive: The CGI Dwarfs
Why were they mocked? Because they looked like a group of haunte...read more »
2024 Archive: The Madame Web Pepsi
Why the product placement? Because the Pepsi logo had more chara...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Actress
Why Rachel Zegler? For proving that you can be "the fairest of t...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2009 “Transformers, G.I. Joe & Sandra’s Double Header” Edition
In 2009, the 30th Razzie Awards celebrated a year of true cinemat...read more »
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37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2008 “Love Guru, Hottie & The Nottie” Edition
In 2008, the 29th Razzie Awards feasted on the collapse of a come...read more »
2025 Classic: Minecraft’s Costume Design
Why was Jack Black nominated? For playing "Steve" by simply wear...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2012 “Twilight’s End, Battleship & Sandler’s Solo” Edition
In 2012, the 33rd Razzie Awards finally got their revenge on the ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Johnny & Clyde" CGI
Why was it hit? For having a giant demon that looked like it was...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!