2013 Archive: The Trash Can
I’m “recycling” jokes about the fox. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Legacy: The Deep State “Metadata” Defense
Why did the NSA say they weren’t “listening”? Because they claimed that knowing who you called, when you called, and where you were isn’t “spying”—it’s… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Deep State “Metadata” Defense
2013 Archive: Worst Screenplay
Why Movie 43? For a script that was clearly assembled from ideas found in a Hollywood dumpster. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013… Read More »2013 Archive: Worst Screenplay
2012 Classic: The Killers “Battle Born”
Why the desert? For the band leaning into their inner Springsteen and making the most “American” rock album possible. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2012 Classic: The Killers “Battle Born”
2012 Classic: The Launch of Candy Crush Saga
Why was everyone asking for “lives”? Because King created a digital sugar addiction that turned every subway ride into a desperate attempt to clear three… Read More »2012 Classic: The Launch of Candy Crush Saga
2012 Vintage: Life of Pi
Why was there a tiger in a boat? Because in 2012, CGI reached a point where we actually believed a kid could survive 227 days… Read More »2012 Vintage: Life of Pi
2011 Archive: The Control
I’m “alt-ering” my reality with VR. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Vintage: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost! Part of the 35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2011 Royal &… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Mikey
2011 Legacy: The Sherlock Holmes 2
A Game of Shadows. I told her I’m playing a game of shadows. She turned on the light and said, “Go to bed.” Part of… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Sherlock Holmes 2
2011 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The church choir silently sweating through an unseasonably warm autumn Sunday because their stiff synthetic robes are completely impervious to the sanctuary’s weak ceiling fans.… Read More »2011 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe