2024 Classic: Alien
Romulus: Why was the “offspring” so creepy? Because in 2024, we learned that being 7-feet tall and looking like a nightmare is the best way to… Read More »2024 Classic: Alien
2024 Legacy: Sabrina Carpenter’s “Espresso”
Why was everyone so caffeinated? Because “that’s that me espresso,” and the aunts were working late ’cause they’re singers (of holiday carols). Part of the… Read More »2024 Legacy: Sabrina Carpenter’s “Espresso”
2023 Archive: The 2023 Final Grammy Vibe
Why was it a record-breaker? It was the night Beyoncé became the GOAT of the Recording Academy, Harry Styles proved pop still has a soul,… Read More »2023 Archive: The 2023 Final Grammy Vibe
2022 Vintage: The Cloud Storage
Why did the blonde put her phone in a bag of cotton candy? She heard it was “Cloud storage.” Part of the 53 Classic Blonde… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Cloud Storage
2022 Archive: The HMO
“We don’t cover ‘Lack of Motivation’. That’s what coffee is for.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2022 Archive: The HMO
2021 Vintage: Fast & Furious 9
Why was the minivan in space? Because the franchise officially ran out of roads on Earth and decided that physics is just a suggestion. Part… Read More »2021 Vintage: Fast & Furious 9
2021 Archive: The Sheep
I’m “following” the market trends. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Legacy: The Detective
“The bulb didn’t burn out. It just went into self-isolation.” Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The Year of the Great Indoors… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Detective
2020 Vintage: The Jessie Ware “What’s Your Pleasure?”
Why the disco ball? For the album that turned every kitchen in the UK into a high-end nightclub for 45 minutes. Part of the 42… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Jessie Ware “What’s Your Pleasure?”
2020 Legacy: The Mandalorian Buzz
Why Baby Yoda? Because despite 15 nominations, he was the only cast member who didn’t have to worry about Zoom lighting. Part of the 37… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Mandalorian Buzz