Why did dad turn the TV up to 100 on Christmas? Because he got the ID4 VHS and wanted the whole neighborhood to feel the alien mothership exploding during dinner.
Part of the 40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
39 Christmas Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s... 1999” Edition
In 1999, Christmas felt like the final level of a video game. We ...read more »
2006 Joke: Why Don’t You Ever
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
Because he has p...read more »
2024 Archive: Joker
Folie à Deux: Why was the caroling so depressing? Because the seq...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Subscription" Presents
Why was the gift box empty? Because you didn't buy a toy; you bo...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Dark Knight” Edition
In 2008, Christmas was a clash between billionaire superheroes an...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Smart" Mistletoe
Why is the doorway beeping? Because the mistletoe has "Consent S...read more »
2025 Classic: Customized Carols
Why does "Silent Night" sound like a heavy metal track? Because ...read more »
2024 Archive: Wicked (The Movie)
Why was everything "Defying Gravity"? Because the first part of ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Apple Intelligence Launch
Why was the iPhone writing the emails? Because AI is now built-i...read more »
2025 Classic: Wednesday (Season 2)
Why is the niece still not mucking? Because the second season dr...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2018 Joke: What’s The Difference Between
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regu...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Clean Energy" Lights
Why are the Christmas lights so dim? Because they’re powered by ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Mars One" Update
Why are we watching a red screen? Because the first colonists on...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Influencer" Dinner
Why is there a ring light over the ham? Because 2025 is the year...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.