2022 Archive: The HMO

“We don’t cover ‘Lack of Motivation’. That’s what coffee is for.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

@SpaceJam_Fan07/08/1995 09:48Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@Sega_Genesis_Kid12/07/2015 12:22Better than 16-bit graphics!

@Beavis_Butthead06/28/2005 16:23Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Pirates_Jack_S07/31/2015 22:21But you have heard of this joke!

@Broadband_Newbie01/09/1995 05:08Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Banner_Exchange06/25/2002 12:18Click my banner for more laughs!

@Boxxy_Queen07/27/2003 03:31I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!