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2015 Classic: Star Wars

The Force Awakens: Why were grown men crying in December 2015? Because Han Solo and Chewbacca stepped onto the Millennium Falcon and said, “Chewie, we’re home,” and we all felt like 1977 never ended.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2015 “Is It Blue or Gold?” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes03/16/2014 02:04Standard classic. Never gets old.
@XFiles_Spooky_M09/11/2009 05:35Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Broadband_Newbie04/22/1996 14:16Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Korben_Dallas_Tax05/28/2015 12:52I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Reservoir_Joe03/19/2009 15:21Professional humor for professional people.
@Chocolate_Rain09/22/1995 23:37I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

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