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1997 Archive: The Encarta 97 Sermon Check

The pastor proudly citing the Microsoft Encarta CD-ROM encyclopedia during his Sunday sermon to prove that ancient Rome actually had paved roads.

Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 1997 “Dial-Up Webpages, Beepers & Fellowship Hall Potlucks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior07/31/1996 19:28I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@ICQ_Master9909/02/2003 18:15Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@Toy_Story_Buzz09/27/1995 23:59To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Heathers_Winona09/25/2014 16:30Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Pedro_For_Pres05/17/1997 05:18Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Blue_Your_My_Boy04/24/2004 11:48You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Blogger_Default08/16/2013 07:01Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@Friendster_Ghost08/20/1995 09:08Remember me? I’m still laughing.
@Boxxy_Queen10/23/2004 16:56I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
@Mind_Blown_Gif01/21/2000 23:15*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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