2011 Archive: The Control

I’m “alt-ering” my reality with VR.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "settling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

I’m "berry" much ready for the next phase.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

This pun is "shucking" high-definition.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

I’m "blooming" in the spotlight.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "concentrating" on being real.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

@AOL_Instant_Msg07/20/1997 13:42I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Nsync_Justin08/15/2002 03:01Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Tyler_Durden_Real02/28/1998 02:30Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Korn_Follower09/08/2002 07:18Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Everquest_Solo04/03/2005 09:29Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

@Salad_Fingers_F02/20/2007 05:30I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Web_2_0_Fan06/01/2011 10:21This is the future of humor!