2017 Classic: The Logic Fan
“I just want to be lit… I just want to be lit!” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The Fidget Spinner Spin… Read More »2017 Classic: The Logic Fan
2016 Vintage: Outstanding Drama
Why Game of Thrones? For proving that dragons are the ultimate “closer” for any awards season. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Vintage: Outstanding Drama
2016 Archive: “Nasty Woman” & “Bad Hombres”
Why did the final debate sound like a schoolyard fight? Because in 2016, “Policy Debate” was replaced by “Who can come up with a better… Read More »2016 Archive: “Nasty Woman” & “Bad Hombres”
2014 Legacy: The “No Exit” from Afghanistan
Why were the troops still there? Because the “End of Combat Operations” was just a fancy way of saying “We’re still here, we’re just calling… Read More »2014 Legacy: The “No Exit” from Afghanistan
2014 Vintage: The Michael Sam Draft
Why was the 7th round so historic? Because the Rams drafted the first openly gay player in NFL history, making the “St. Louis” jersey a… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Michael Sam Draft
2014 Archive: The Charli XCX “Sucker”
Why the “Boom Clap”? For the girl who wrote the biggest hits for everyone else finally proving she was a brat-pop icon in her own… Read More »2014 Archive: The Charli XCX “Sucker”
2014 Legacy: The Leftovers
Why did the traveler think 2% of the passengers disappeared? Because they all got upgraded to First Class and he was still in 34E. Part… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Leftovers
2014 Archive: The Honorary Award for Angela Lansbury
Why? Because she’s a legend, and it was about time the Academy solved the mystery of why she didn’t have one. Part of the 42… Read More »2014 Archive: The Honorary Award for Angela Lansbury
2012 Legacy: The Frankenweenie
I told her I’m gonna bring the dog back to life. She reminded me the dog is still alive, he’s just old. Part of the… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Frankenweenie
2012 Classic: The Margarita
“Saltier than a guy who didn’t get tickets to the Olympics.” Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam… Read More »2012 Classic: The Margarita