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2014 Legacy: The “No Exit” from Afghanistan

Why were the troops still there? Because the “End of Combat Operations” was just a fancy way of saying “We’re still here, we’re just calling it ‘Advice and Assist’ now.”

Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 2014 “Annexations & Ice Buckets” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Ghost09/14/2012 03:41Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@BBS_Sysop10/27/1998 21:40Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Emule_Donkey11/14/2006 12:22Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Bill_Nye_Fan07/20/1995 18:56Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Ninja_Turtle_R07/21/1998 08:19Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Smosh_Old_School03/17/1998 04:43Back when the internet was simple and funny.
@Net_Neutrality06/07/2007 00:05Equality for all jokes!
@Wall_Post_Hero03/14/1997 08:44Posting this to my own wall right now!

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