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2014 Vintage: The Michael Sam Draft

Why was the 7th round so historic? Because the Rams drafted the first openly gay player in NFL history, making the “St. Louis” jersey a symbol for change.

Part of the 46 Sports Jokes: The 2014 “Brazil’s Heartbreak & The German Machine” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer12/31/2011 18:24You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@WinAmp_Shaker03/14/2002 02:19It really whips the llama's ass!
@Lion_King_Simba12/30/2010 03:14Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Home_Alone_Kevin10/22/2005 02:49Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Double_Rainbow_G10/23/2014 00:22What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Facepalm_Master05/25/2004 03:02I facepalmed and then I laughed.
@Shut_Up_Money01/10/2006 14:18Shut up and take my laughter!

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