2001 Vintage: The Wikipedia Accuracy

A guy says, “Wikipedia says beer is a vegetable.” The bartender says, “And I’m the King of England. Drink up.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@AOL_Instant_Msg01/09/2003 05:32I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Floppy_Fanatic11/06/1999 23:17Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Bill_Nye_Fan04/06/2000 08:51Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Club_Penguin_Kid03/18/1995 21:13Waddle on over and read this!

@I_See_What_You09/20/2002 05:54I see what you did there. Clever!