2012 Archive: The “Cloud” Transition
Why did the manager bring a jacket to work? He heard we were moving to “The Cloud” and he thought it would be chilly. Part… Read More »2012 Archive: The “Cloud” Transition
2011 Legacy: The Downton Abbey “Dowager” Quotes
Why did Maggie Smith win? Because nobody delivers an insult with more class than a British woman in a corset. Part of the 40 Emmy… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Downton Abbey “Dowager” Quotes
2010 Archive: The King’s Speech Silence
Why was a stutter so expensive? Because Colin Firth proved that a man trying to say “P-P-People” is more Oscar-worthy than a dozen CGI explosions.… Read More »2010 Archive: The King’s Speech Silence
2007 Vintage: The “Ghost Rider” Pointing
Why Nicolas Cage? For his signature move of pointing at things intensely while his face turns into a flaming skull. Part of the 39 Razzie… Read More »2007 Vintage: The “Ghost Rider” Pointing
2007 Vintage: The Cookies
Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her. Part of the 49 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Cookies
2005 Legacy: The Little Mountain
What do you call a mountain that’s a genius? “Smart-y-horn.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2005 Legacy: The Guitar Hero
A guy walks into a bar and tries to play the counter like a plastic guitar. The bartender says, “Sir, if you want a drink,… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Guitar Hero
2004 Archive: The Space
I “need” more space on my memory card. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: The “Starry Eyed Surprise”
Paul Oakenfold made me want to eat a lollipop and dance in a field. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »2002 Vintage: The “Starry Eyed Surprise”
2002 Legacy: The Daily Show Momentum
Why was Jon Stewart a threat? Because people started trusting the “Fake News” more than the people on the actual news. Part of the 41… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Daily Show Momentum