Paul Oakenfold made me want to eat a lollipop and dance in a field.
Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!