The 2000 version of the form asks for my email address. I don’t have one. The nurse looked at me like I was a caveman.
Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!