2001 Classic: Best R&B Song
Why “Say My Name”? Because Destiny’s Child taught a generation how to catch someone cheating via 2001-era caller ID. Part of the 35 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2001 Classic: Best R&B Song
2001 Vintage: The Wikipedia Accuracy
A guy says, “Wikipedia says beer is a vegetable.” The bartender says, “And I’m the King of England. Drink up.” Part of the 74 Bar… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Wikipedia Accuracy
2001 Vintage: The Destiny’s Child
“Survivor” is on. My wife says it’s her anthem. I reminded her she barely survived the 15-minute wait at the DMV. Part of the 70… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Destiny’s Child
2001 Vintage: The Monsters, Inc. Fur
Why was Sulley so impressive? Because Pixar spent years developing software just to make sure every single one of his 2.3 million hairs moved individually,… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Monsters, Inc. Fur
2000 Vintage: The Insurance Form
The 2000 version of the form asks for my email address. I don’t have one. The nurse looked at me like I was a caveman.… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Insurance Form
2000 Vintage: The Wireless Pager
Why did the lawyer throw his pager in the trash? Because everyone started calling his cell phone, and he couldn’t bill for the “vibration time.”… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Wireless Pager
2000 Archive: The PDF Revolution
Why was the secretary happy? She could send a document that “looked like paper” but was impossible for the boss to edit. Part of the… Read More »2000 Archive: The PDF Revolution
2000 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands
“Steady as a rock!” “Is that because of the new robotic assist?” “No, I just had a lot of espresso.” Part of the 58 Doctor… Read More »2000 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands
1998 Legacy: The Half-Life Player
One, but they have to fight off headcrabs with a crowbar to get to the socket. Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Half-Life Player
1998 Vintage: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is locked, where’s the key? Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Theodore