2023 Archive: The Mirror
I’m “reflecting” on whether I’m a human or a bot. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically… Read More »2023 Archive: The Mirror
2023 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Jennifer Lopez for The Mother? For a movie where her main character trait was “looking intensely at a forest.” Part of the 38 Razzie Awards… Read More »2023 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
2022 Classic: The Mouse
I’m “clicking” with the new CEO. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Legacy: Best Rap Song
Why “Jail”? Because Jay-Z and Kanye West reunited and the Grammys unlocked the cell. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2022 “Silk Sonic Sweep… Read More »2022 Legacy: Best Rap Song
2021 Legacy: The Red Notice
Why did the traveler think he was an art thief? Because he watched the movie and realized that with enough rock-solid charisma, you can travel… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Red Notice
2021 Archive: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage banns registry containing thick, bumpy layers of correction fluid because the volunteer refuses to trust the electronic editing features on the… Read More »2021 Archive: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
2021 Archive: The Live-Chat Intention Interruption
The parish secretary trying to copy prayer requests directly from the livestream chat in real time, while a viewer accidentally types their grocery list containing… Read More »2021 Archive: The Live-Chat Intention Interruption
2021 Vintage: The Squid Game “Old Man”
“Gganbu doesn’t let gganbu sit in the dark.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021 – The Global Reboot archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The Keyboard
I’m “typing” my way through a global crisis. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The Dustin Johnson Masters
Why did he cry in November? Because he finally won at Augusta, broke the scoring record, and proved he actually had emotions under that stone… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Dustin Johnson Masters