Why did he cry in November? Because he finally won at Augusta, broke the scoring record, and proved he actually had emotions under that stone face.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
More capacity for humor on this site!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!