I’m “typing” my way through a global crisis.
Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
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Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Professional humor for professional people.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
Classic. Simply classic.