1997 Vintage: The “Hercules” Disney Summer
Why was the BBQ “Zero to Hero”? Because the soundtrack made us feel like we could lift a whole cow onto the grill. Part of… Read More »1997 Vintage: The “Hercules” Disney Summer
1997 Vintage: The Air Force One “Get Off My Plane”
Why was Harrison Ford the ultimate President? Because he proved that the US government doesn’t need diplomacy as long as the Commander-in-Chief can throw a… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Air Force One “Get Off My Plane”
1996 Classic: Bob Dole in the Third Person
Why didn’t Bob Dole need a campaign staff? Because Bob Dole knew that Bob Dole could always count on Bob Dole to vote for Bob… Read More »1996 Classic: Bob Dole in the Third Person
1996 Classic: The Speed Dial
Who is #1 on a lawyer’s speed dial? His other lawyer. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition… Read More »1996 Classic: The Speed Dial
1995 Vintage: The Beavis and Butt-Head Mention
Why? For proving that “Huh-huh, cool” was the unofficial slogan of 1995. Part of the 36 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Frasier, Friends & ER’s… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Beavis and Butt-Head Mention
1995 Classic: The Broken Pencil
Did you hear about the guy who invented the broken pencil? It was pointless. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1995 Classic: The Broken Pencil
1995 Vintage: The Liz Taylor Appearance
Why did Elizabeth Taylor get a standing ovation? Because in 1995, she was the only person in the building whose jewelry had its own Secret… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Liz Taylor Appearance