1997 Vintage: The “Hercules” Disney Summer

Why was the BBQ “Zero to Hero”? Because the soundtrack made us feel like we could lift a whole cow onto the grill.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2024, Independence Day was "Very Mindful, Very Demure." We cel...read more »

Why were the Dads acting "Imperial"? Because Paul Mescal was abou...read more »

Why was everyone line-dancing? Because the TikTok trend made us a...read more »

Why was everyone crying over the dog? Because Rocket Raccoon’s ba...read more »

Why was the burger so... symmetrical? Because it was "Cultivated ...read more »

A guy and his wife were watching fireworks on the Fourth of July....read more »

Why were the fireworks square? Because the Jack Black movie made ...read more »

Why was the teen so "bloodsucking"? Because Olivia returned to te...read more »

Why was the drive to the beach so intense? Because George Miller ...read more »

In 2007, Independence Day was the start of the "Touchscreen Era."...read more »

Why were the traditional fireworks "Vintage"? Because in 2025, if...read more »

Why was the pool party so competitive? Because everyone was "trai...read more »

In 2018, Independence Day was a "Survival Challenge." We were all...read more »

Impossible 8 Final?: Why was the Dad hanging off a drone? Because...read more »

@X-Files_Spooky05/17/1997 23:21I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@CRT_Brightness09/08/1995 00:14I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Skate_Or_Die_9901/17/2006 02:08Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Backstreet_Fan10/15/2006 11:13I want it that way... the funny way!

@Wrestling_Nut06/21/2013 15:06Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Tony_Hawk_Pro01/12/1995 12:55Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Railgun_Sniper11/30/2007 04:28I saw that laugh coming from across the map.