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1995 Vintage: The Liz Taylor Appearance

Why did Elizabeth Taylor get a standing ovation? Because in 1995, she was the only person in the building whose jewelry had its own Secret Service detail.

Part of the 31 Oscars Jokes: The 1995 “Uma, Oprah & Braveheart” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@USB_Pioneer02/07/1999 10:55Plug and Play laughter!
@Donny_V_ShutUp05/13/2006 19:47Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Bill_Nye_Fan12/09/2011 12:24Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Trololo_Man_7003/17/2007 21:26Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@Midi_Background01/22/1995 08:13Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@Technorati_Tag04/03/2009 00:27Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

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