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2000 Vintage: The Millennium Dome

 Why was it empty? Because in 2000, we realized that building a giant tent for the future was pointless when the future was just us sitting at home playing The Sims.

Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2000 “Glitter, Gadgets & Gigli” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch11/14/2015 05:52There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Charmed_Ones07/08/2010 16:06The power of three... laughs!
@Trinity_Matrix09/07/2010 05:48Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Wild_Thornberry05/14/2001 08:30Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Chocolate_Rain04/15/2013 05:21I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Neopets_Trader09/29/2014 01:36Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

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