2002 Vintage: The No Doubt Fan
“Hey baby, hey baby, hey! Put the bulb in the socket today!” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive.… Read More »2002 Vintage: The No Doubt Fan
2002 Vintage: The Power Move
Why did the lawyer have two pagers and three cell phones? So he could “accidentally” go off in court and get a 10-minute recess. Part… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Power Move
2001 Archive: The Planet of the Apes
“My father-in-law is like Planet of the Apes.” “Strong?” “No, he looks at my iPod like it’s a monolith from space.” Part of the 51 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2001 Archive: The Planet of the Apes
2000 Vintage: The Grass
Why was the grass so messy? Because it hadn’t been “mowed” in a while. Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Grass
2000 Legacy: The Tilted Camera
Why was the cinematography mocked? Because the director used so many Dutch angles that audiences left the theater with permanent neck injuries. Part of the… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Tilted Camera
2000 Vintage: The Millennium Dome
Why was it empty? Because in 2000, we realized that building a giant tent for the future was pointless when the future was just us… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Millennium Dome
1999 Archive: The New Year
She’s staying awake until midnight just to make sure the world actually ends. “I want to be the one to say ‘I told you so’… Read More »1999 Archive: The New Year
1999 Legacy: The Open
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door, the future is here! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Open
1998 Archive: The Strawberry Candy Brick
Discovering a single, solid mass of five individual strawberry-patterned hard candies that have melted together into a permanent lump inside a winter coat pocket. Part… Read More »1998 Archive: The Strawberry Candy Brick
1998 Classic: Furby Fever
Why were we terrified of a toy? Because in 1998, we bought a robotic creature that spoke “Furbish,” learned English, and allegedly worked for the… Read More »1998 Classic: Furby Fever