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1998 Classic: Furby Fever

 Why were we terrified of a toy? Because in 1998, we bought a robotic creature that spoke “Furbish,” learned English, and allegedly worked for the NSA—all while refusing to ever shut its eyes.

Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Space-Rock” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Pokemon_Blue09/24/2006 10:42Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
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