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I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Oops, I laughed again!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
High five for this joke!
This humor took me to new heights!