1999 Legacy: The Open

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door, the future is here!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know bet...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

@Zoolander_Blue02/25/2005 22:05Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette05/15/2011 22:11I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Diva_Plavalaguna01/19/1995 07:32The highest note of humor!

@Snatch_Mickey07/09/2003 08:38Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@Cow_And_Chicken06/16/2002 09:29Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Grinds_My_Gears12/08/1995 10:18You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!