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1999 Archive: The New Year

 She’s staying awake until midnight just to make sure the world actually ends. “I want to be the one to say ‘I told you so’ to the entire planet,” she said.

Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Matrix” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan09/23/2002 16:58Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Ace_Ventura_Pet12/13/1999 09:57Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Burning_CDs11/05/2012 06:38I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Clueless_Dionne01/10/2005 08:39Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Startup_Kid02/19/2002 03:53Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Optical_Mouse_9912/24/1996 02:15I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Malware_Hunter06/03/1996 21:47Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Confused_Travolta09/25/2014 03:08Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Maplestory_Kid03/26/2009 11:40@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@StrongBad_Mail09/03/1996 17:57I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

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