1996 Classic: The Speed Dial

Who is #1 on a lawyer’s speed dial? His other lawyer.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Forrest_Gump_Running04/23/2008 05:26Laughing is as laughing does.

@Harry_Potter_Hermione02/08/2006 01:55It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Sum41_Skater04/03/2011 23:21In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Cow_And_Chicken07/30/1999 00:01Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Map_Maker_X09/21/2003 07:15The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@I_See_What_You07/09/2007 15:31I see what you did there. Clever!

@Face_Palm_0106/09/2004 01:32Classic. Simply classic.