Why were the Wayans brothers a target? Because their “undercover” makeup made them look less like socialites and more like high-budget sleep paralysis demons. Part… Read More »2004 Legacy: The White Chicks Undercover
Why was her win so impressive? Because she performed “All That Jazz” while carrying a future human being, proving that Broadway stars are essentially superheroes… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Pregnant Catherine Zeta-Jones
Why was the vial of white powder so famous? Because it was the most expensive “show and tell” in history, intended to prove Iraq had… Read More »2003 Legacy: Colin Powell at the UN
Why did the server crash? Because 50,000 soldiers all trying to check their email at the same time is the ultimate “Denial of Service” attack.… Read More »2002 Classic: The “Network Centric” Reality
“The darkness is just a preview of the end of the universe.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive.… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Pessimist
She thinks the “Passenger Airbag” light is her “Applause” sign for when she makes a point. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man… Read More »2002 Archive: The Airbag
Why the leftover sessions? Because even Radiohead’s “B-sides” were more influential than most bands’ best albums in 2001. Part of the 38 Musician & Rock… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Radiohead “Amnesiac” Aftermath
Why was he the King of the Mile? Because he won his third world title and made the finish line look like his personal property.… Read More »2001 Classic: The Hicham El Guerrouj Triple
I’m a chef. I’m just “serving” up puns. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
The Sydney Olympics were great. I’m just “jumping” for joy. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
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