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2003 Vintage: The Pregnant Catherine Zeta-Jones

Why was her win so impressive? Because she performed “All That Jazz” while carrying a future human being, proving that Broadway stars are essentially superheroes in sequins.

Part of the 44 Oscars Jokes: The 2003 “Chicago, The Kiss & Spirited Away” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator03/02/2002 19:26/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Toy_Story_Woody08/03/2001 13:59There is a joke in my boot!
@Harry_Potter_Ron12/23/2008 21:19Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Napster_User_9911/28/2004 22:15Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Pizza_Pizza_9910/14/2009 19:51Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Y_U_NO_Laugh07/10/2005 21:00Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Digg_Submitter_0510/16/2014 22:04Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

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