2000 Vintage: The Olympic
The Sydney Olympics were great. I’m just “jumping” for joy. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
1999 Classic: The Dr. Dre “2001” Masterpiece
Why the delay? Because Dre took seven years to perfect a snare drum sound, but when it finally dropped, it reminded everyone that the West… Read More »1999 Classic: The Dr. Dre “2001” Masterpiece
1998 Classic: The Practical Magic Chemistry
Why Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman? For proving that if you’re a witch, your biggest problem isn’t a curse—it’s a bad boyfriend and a lot… Read More »1998 Classic: The Practical Magic Chemistry
1998 Archive: The Big Lebowski
Why did everyone start wearing bathrobes to the grocery store? Because “The Dude” proved that in 1998, being a lazy bowler was the peak of… Read More »1998 Archive: The Big Lebowski
1997 Vintage: The Retainer Fee
Why is it called a “retainer”? Because it retains the lawyer’s interest in your problems for exactly five minutes. Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Retainer Fee
1996 Legacy: The “3rd Rock” High
Why the alien jokes? Because the cast looked like they actually enjoyed being there, which was a refreshing change for 1996. Part of the 39… Read More »1996 Legacy: The “3rd Rock” High
1995 Classic: The Poly-Blend Elastic Slacks
What was the official senior uniform of 1995? High-waisted, elastic-band polyester trousers that required absolutely no iron work, paired with white orthopedic sneakers that rattled… Read More »1995 Classic: The Poly-Blend Elastic Slacks