2008 Legacy: The Fist Bump Heard ‘Round the World
Why was the Obama “Terrorist Press Conference Fist Bump” a thing? Because Fox News spent a week trying to decide if it was a greeting… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Fist Bump Heard ‘Round the World
2007 Legacy: The Dog
I’m “barking” up the right cellular tower. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The Cheese
I’m “grating” on the nerves of BlackBerry users. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone
Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quiet dining room because the small microphone is pressing directly against the wire frame of a… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone
2006 Archive: The Nurse
“The doctor is running late. He’s stuck in a YouTube rabbit hole.” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition… Read More »2006 Archive: The Nurse
2005 Vintage: The Guitar Hero Debut
Why was the living room so noisy? Because the first Guitar Hero came out, and Dad realized that “playing” a plastic guitar with five buttons was much… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Guitar Hero Debut
2005 Legacy: The Lost Island (S2)
Why did the lawyer sue the “Others” in Lost? For “kidnapping without a formal custodial agreement.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Lost Island (S2)
2004 Vintage: The Facebook Relationship
“It’s complicated.” “No, it’s not. You just don’t want to admit you’re single and looking at your ex’s wall photos.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Facebook Relationship
2004 Legacy: The White Chicks Undercover
Why were the Wayans brothers a target? Because their “undercover” makeup made them look less like socialites and more like high-budget sleep paralysis demons. Part… Read More »2004 Legacy: The White Chicks Undercover
2004 Archive: The Grocery Scanner Audit
Standing exactly one inch away from the automated checkout screen to ensure the computer program correctly applied a fifteen-cent coupon for a box of high-fiber… Read More »2004 Archive: The Grocery Scanner Audit