2011 Archive: The Refresh
Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser. Part of the 46 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2011 Archive… Read More »2011 Archive: The Refresh
2011 Classic: The Minecraft Launch
Why did the IT department buy 500 pickaxes? They didn’t; the new hires just convinced them that “mining for resources” was a legitimate way to… Read More »2011 Classic: The Minecraft Launch
2010 Legacy: Pinterest (Closed Beta)
Why was the aunt “pinning” pictures of napkins? Because Pinterest was the new “invite-only” secret club for people who wanted to plan a wedding they… Read More »2010 Legacy: Pinterest (Closed Beta)
2010 Archive: The Pinterest Board
Why was the honeymoon ruined? Because the bride spent the whole trip trying to recreate a “Pinterest-perfect” photo of a sunset instead of watching it.… Read More »2010 Archive: The Pinterest Board
2010 Vintage: The WhatsApp Growth
Why did the traveler stop paying for SMS? Because WhatsApp became free, and he could finally send 400 “Are we there yet?” messages for the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The WhatsApp Growth
2009 Classic: The “Obamacare” Town Halls
Why were the 2009 town halls so loud? Because it was the first time Americans realized that “Health Care Reform” involved reading—and they were very,… Read More »2009 Classic: The “Obamacare” Town Halls
2009 Classic: The Nurse
“Scale of 1 to 10?” “My throat is a 9, but my fear of pigs is an 11.” Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2009 Classic: The Nurse
2009 Classic: The Resignation of Sarah Palin
Why did she quit as Governor of Alaska? To spend more time with her “true constituents”—the people who watch reality TV and buy books with… Read More »2009 Classic: The Resignation of Sarah Palin
2009 Legacy: The Sangria
“Fruit salad for adults.” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Frog
I’m “leaping” into the unknown. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified