Why did she quit as Governor of Alaska? To spend more time with her “true constituents”—the people who watch reality TV and buy books with very large fonts.
Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2009 “Inaugurations & Innovations” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!