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2004 Archive: The Grocery Scanner Audit

Standing exactly one inch away from the automated checkout screen to ensure the computer program correctly applied a fifteen-cent coupon for a box of high-fiber bran flakes.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2004 “Razor Phones, DVD Recorders & Flat Screen Suspicion” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CRT_Brightness05/25/1997 10:24I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@SpiderMan_Peter11/26/2004 09:09My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Hamster_Dance_X12/15/1998 07:58Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Star_Wars_Kid01/28/2014 12:49I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Ring_Member_9806/22/2004 04:49Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Forever_Alone_X04/15/1996 21:18At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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