Why was the vial of white powder so famous? Because it was the most expensive “show and tell” in history, intended to prove Iraq had anthrax, but ending up proving that even a General can have a bad day at the office.
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You got it, dude! Hilarious.
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Very nice! Great success!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.