2012 Legacy: The “Feel So Close” Calvin Harris

Why was the 2012 BBQ so “Summer Anthem”? Because Calvin Harris made “standing next to a person” sound like a spiritual experience.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Rewritable_CD12/12/1997 07:20I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Trololo_Man_7006/16/2007 11:32Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Ermahgerd_Girl08/26/2006 04:48ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@AOL_Chat_Veteran04/03/1996 03:28Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.

@Hi5_Pro_User12/16/1995 10:40High five for this joke!

@Frag_Master_9908/21/2012 14:10Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

@Me_Gusta_Face02/16/1999 11:30Me Gusta this joke. Very much.