Why was he the King of the Mile? Because he won his third world title and made the finish line look like his personal property.
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You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Waddle on over and read this!
Not bad. Not bad at all.