2010 Classic: The Grown Ups Vibe
Why was the 4th just a bunch of guys sitting around? Because Adam Sandler turned “hanging out with your friends and doing nothing” into a… Read More »2010 Classic: The Grown Ups Vibe
2009 Archive: The “Death Panels” Myth
Why was it so effective? Because in 2009, people actually believed the government was hiring a “Grim Reaper” for the Department of Health and Human… Read More »2009 Archive: The “Death Panels” Myth
2009 Legacy: The Nobel Peace Prize Surprise
Why did Obama win the Nobel Peace Prize in 2009? Because the committee decided that “Not being the other guy” was the greatest contribution to… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Nobel Peace Prize Surprise
2008 Legacy: The Save
I’m “keeping” every penny I have. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The Java
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.” Part of the 49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2007 Archive archive.… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Java
2007 Legacy: The BlackBerry Curve Envy
The popular girl who got a phone with a full plastic QWERTY keyboard, typing at the speed of light under her desk without ever looking… Read More »2007 Legacy: The BlackBerry Curve Envy
2007 Classic: The Cellular Waistband Fortress
Upgrading to a slightly thinner folding phone but keeping the exact same heavy, rugged leather carrying pouch clipped tightly to a braided belt next to… Read More »2007 Classic: The Cellular Waistband Fortress
2007 Legacy: Transformers (The Movie)
Why were the cars so loud? Because Michael Bay decided that the only way to bring 80s toys to life was with 5,000 explosions and… Read More »2007 Legacy: Transformers (The Movie)
2006 Vintage: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The church choir silently sweating through an unseasonably warm autumn Sunday because their stiff synthetic robes are completely impervious to the sanctuary’s weak ceiling fans.… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
2006 Legacy: Heroes
Why was the niece trying to walk through walls? Because “Save the Cheerleader, Save the World” was the only mission that mattered in the fall… Read More »2006 Legacy: Heroes