2014 Vintage: The Snapchat Discovery
Why did the lawyer take a photo of his monitor with a Polaroid? To ensure the evidence survived the “10-second self-destruct.” Part of the 50… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Snapchat Discovery
2013 Classic: The Phoenix “Bankrupt!”
Why the colorful sound? For the French band following up their success with an even weirder and brighter pop record. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2013 Classic: The Phoenix “Bankrupt!”
2013 Legacy: The Tree
I’m “branching” out into vlogging. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Legacy: The Starbucks Fan
“One Venti-Watt, soy-powered, with a caramel drizzle.” Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013 – The Year of the Frozen Sing-along archive. Historically Verified
2012 Archive: The Brave Red Hair
Pixar gave us a princess with hair that has more physics than most action movies. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of… Read More »2012 Archive: The Brave Red Hair
2012 Legacy: The Pinterest Board
Why did the lawyer have a “Gavel Inspiration” board? To find a hammer that matches his expensive suits. Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Pinterest Board
2012 Classic: The Muse “The 2nd Law” Dubstep
Why the “Madness”? For Matt Bellamy deciding that he wanted his guitar to sound like a Skrillex drop. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock… Read More »2012 Classic: The Muse “The 2nd Law” Dubstep
2012 Archive: The Temple Run 2
Why was the marketing team sliding their fingers? Because the demon monkeys were back and they were faster than the quarterly deadlines. Part of the… Read More »2012 Archive: The Temple Run 2
2011 Classic: The Beyoncé “4” Era
Why the pregnancy reveal? For the VMAs moment where B rubbed her belly after “Love on Top,” effectively breaking Twitter and the internet. Part of… Read More »2011 Classic: The Beyoncé “4” Era
2011 Vintage: The Angry Birds Rio
“Why are there parrots in the bar?” “It’s a tie-in promotion, don’t ask.” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim”… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Angry Birds Rio