2021 Vintage: The Final Word
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “pedestrian impact strategy.” Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs &… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Final Word
2020 Archive: The Pearl Jam “Gigaton”
Why the climate change cover? For the Seattle legends returning with a record that felt as urgent as their 90s work. Part of the 42… Read More »2020 Archive: The Pearl Jam “Gigaton”
2020 Vintage: The Work From Home
She caught me working in my pajamas. She said, “I see your professional standards have finally caught up with your personal ones.” Part of the… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Work From Home
2019 Archive: The “Wow.” Post Malone
He’s still the most successful guy with face tattoos in human history. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically Verified
2017 Legacy: The Duck
I’m “quacking” up at the fail videos. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Vintage: The Jungle Book CGI
Everything is fake except the boy. My brain can’t handle how real the tiger looks. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Jungle Book CGI
2016 Legacy: The Mannequin Challenge
The entire bar suddenly freezes mid-drink. A guy walks in and thinks everyone has turned to stone. He grabs a bottle from behind the bar.… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Mannequin Challenge
2014 Legacy: The Divergent
I told her I don’t fit into any one category. She said, “You fit into the ‘Annoying’ category perfectly.” Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Divergent
2014 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2014
Why were we so ready for 2015? Because we were tired of being wet from the ice buckets and we really wanted to see if… Read More »2014 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2014
2014 Vintage: The Snapchat Discovery
Why did the lawyer take a photo of his monitor with a Polaroid? To ensure the evidence survived the “10-second self-destruct.” Part of the 50… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Snapchat Discovery