Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “pedestrian impact strategy.”
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Merger Mania” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Alibi
In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition
In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Legacy
The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition
In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Partner
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The Legal Fee Paradox
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2025 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket
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48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition
In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Lab Rat (25 Edition)
Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »
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In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »
2025 Classic: The Retainer Fee
He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!