1997 Archive: The Bill
I got the bill for my surgery. I realized it would have been cheaper to just buy the hospital and hire myself. Part of the… Read More »1997 Archive: The Bill
1997 Classic: Best Latin Pop Performance
Why Enrique Iglesias? Because the “Iglesias” name is the “Marley” name of Latin Pop. Part of the 34 Grammy Jokes: The 1997 “Falling Into You… Read More »1997 Classic: Best Latin Pop Performance
1996 Archive: The Space Jam
Why did the basketball player go to jail? Because he traveled to another galaxy. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition… Read More »1996 Archive: The Space Jam
1996 Vintage: The Checkbook Ledger Calculation
Spending ten minutes at the bank counter manually balancing a paper checkbook down to the exact penny while three people groan in line. Part of… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Checkbook Ledger Calculation
1996 Archive: The Patrick Rafter
Why did Australian tennis wake up? Because Rafter started serve-and-volleying so aggressively that opponents were scared to stand at the baseline. Part of the 45… Read More »1996 Archive: The Patrick Rafter
1996 Vintage: The Computer Virus
One, but now your toaster doesn’t work either. Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Vintage: Star Trek
Voyager’s Launch: Why was it hit? For proving that “Boldly Going” now involved a female captain and a holographic doctor who had more personality than most… Read More »1995 Vintage: Star Trek
1995 Archive: The White House Easter Egg Roll
Why was 1995 the most competitive? Because the Secret Service treated “Egg Retrieval” like a high-level counter-terrorism operation. Part of the 34 Presidential Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Archive: The White House Easter Egg Roll
1995 Archive: The Radio
She hates the radio. She says she can provide her own static. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Gripe” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1995 Archive: The Radio